I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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