addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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