It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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