So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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