You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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