idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
