i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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