Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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