PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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