didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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