We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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