This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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