Non-Jews are for practice
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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