You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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