I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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