Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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