i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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