The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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