There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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