I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
North Korea, Best Korea!
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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