Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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