You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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