someone threw a dead crab at me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
When did angry sex become our thing?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The feeling are messing with the penis
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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