I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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