His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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