he shaved USA in his pubs
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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