yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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