Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
