Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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