i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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