Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
there is puke in my bra ... again
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