Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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