Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's Friday. Sex?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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