Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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