His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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