she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
