That's intense
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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