i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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