I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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