HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
