Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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