We got so high we made milksteak
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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