I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
