Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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