someone get that fucking seahorse.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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