it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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