Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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