No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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