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(813): View more from Florida

There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it

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(909): View more from California

he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"

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(207): View more from Maine

so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.

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(740): View more from Ohio

its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?

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(914): View more from New York

Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him

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(770): View more from Georgia

Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit

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(908): View more from New Jersey

She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.

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