Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she woke up with a sticky ear
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Boobs are out for the taking