she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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