There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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