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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Randomize
